You are convinced of it, you have the most beautiful baby in the world! He is beautiful as a heart, he is laughing, he has lively eyes and dimples on his cheeks… but like the others, he is not always very clean. Fortunately, life is well done, and you don’t feel the slightest bit of disgust when it comes to him. So there are some not-so-hot things that you can do, right?
1. Clean the pacifier by putting it in your mouth
Damn, she fell on the sidewalk, damn you didn’t take a spare, damn it and damn it, baby screaming. Go hop, neither seen nor known, a little passage in your mouth and it is all clean. Admit that you are not proud of it …
2. Eat what he spat out
While baby is making his snack, you are his garbage collector. “Oh hey, a not too chewy piece of cake.” Yum yum, there was even a whole chocolate chip “. And good appetite, of course !
3. Observe with a magnifying glass the appearance of his stools
Young mothers develop a certain fascination with their child’s stool, and that’s fine! The inside of the diaper is a good indicator of baby’s general health. But you don’t need to go into ecstasies either, okay?
4. Use an oral baby nasal aspirator
No one takes the slightest pleasure in it, but it is one of those baby torture devices that young parents must learn to tame. The sound of ” sluuuurrrp »Will haunt your nights for a long time …
5. Put your finger in the diaper to check what’s inside
Generally putting the nose in front is enough (and already that is not very classy, but good…), but sometimes, a doubt remains. How to check without disturbing baby too much? You understood very well, I prefer not to talk about it …
6. Clean it with your saliva
When it was Aunt Simone who did it to you, you found it absolutely horrible. But you have to admit that sometimes you have nothing more on hand than your thumb and saliva to wipe that dried chocolate off her chubby cheek.
7. Keep a little curd on the dress, some dried mash in the hair…
The last meal was a bit chaotic, but you couldn’t find a second to change or clean yourself up a bit before going out. Besides, maybe you didn’t even have time to walk in front of a mirror to notice your condition …